OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
OR.
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, the got damn seal is protectin his beach-hood.
“Nah nah nah nigga u gotta go lil hard shell man”
“Awwwww cmon nigga im tryna lay my eggs”
“nah nigga fuck them eggs not in my hood u better be glad i dont kill u nigga “
Move you cockblocking turtle
(Source: jensac, via ibeatitupp)